Swap and Pitch

Swap and Pitch: The Startup Pitch Night Where You Don't Pitch Your Own Startup You've got your pitch down cold. Every word optimized, every objection pre-empted, every "so what's the moat" answer rehearsed. Cool. You won't be using it. Join us for a night hosted by Tembo, Clerk, Autonoma, and Llama Index, where founders gather together, eat, drink, and network like normal humans for a bit — and then things get weird. We'll randomly call people up to pitch someone else's startup. Cold, noteless, and without warning. Did you actually listen when that founder told you about their company over appetizers, or were you just waiting for your turn to talk? Tonight's the test. Expect: Real founders building real things Food + drinks on us Networking with an actual purpose (you'll need the intel later) Chaotic, hilarious, surprisingly insightful pitches from people who've known your startup for 20 minutes Zero podium sweats about your own deck — arguably worse sweats about someone else's Come for the connections, stay for watching someone butcher your company's UVP in real time. Spots are…